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Al Baik Comes to town …. & Sinks (literally) :p

February 24, 2007 U2ism 13 comments

Well well , so the long awaited Al Baik restaurant finally opens up in Karachi after months of speculation about its opening date. I have put up the picture of albaik on my flickr link sometime back and every now and then i would visit the restaurant and give hell to the guards about the delay in opening and such . Now finally, all of that was over and February 23rd was slated as the opening date of the Saudi food chain’s first restaurant outside middle east.

So well – me along with my mom, brother and sis in law went there at 8.30 last night and it turns out theres a whole lot of City officials present such as Nazim and few of his goons and some stage comic was the compere who was performing there and basically buttering the city govt and the good work they have done (its beyond me what does it have to do with buttering the nazim and op ening of a saudi food chain for sure its not some initiative taken by them to improve citizen’s life :p ) Nonetheless, there was a huge crowd and we were told that restaurant will open at 9pm so we went back home. Upon returning there at 10.30 pm it turns out it was pandemonium going on there with around 50-60 people standing outside and pushing each other with gates of the eatery CLOSED !! Yes, it was closed ! Again after inquiring it turns out that they went out of stock and they had shut down the gates. T hats how our adventure to attempt at eating al baik broast went out of the window.

Today it was decided that we ll have lunch over there in hope that it wont be as jam packed as last night – so my whole family went there in the afternoon. As you will see in the pictures, interior is not very spa cious but they have alot of seating capacity with the way they have arranged their chairs, but their kitchen/counter area is quite congested and thats not really a good thing. They had 5 counters and ALL OF THEM WERE JAM PACKED ! alot of people were there taking orders for take-away and a few of them were eating inside the restaurant like us . Now comes the fun part – We were having our meal ( we ordered the Mega Family meal ) while suddenly i felt some wetness and i looked at the floor and right under my ta ble was there was a water storage tank and water was literally flooding out of the cover and in NO TIME the whole floor was submerged in water – You guys should have seen the faces and the reaction of the customers present there , a whole group of girls and guys were sitting right next to us and ALL 8 of them stood up on the table and started shouting with one girl shrieking ‘ I WANT MY MONEY BACK ‘ :p so that was really really hilarious ! Anyhow … water kept pouring out of the tank and customers had horrified reaction on their faces, considering it was only THE FIRST FULL WORKING day of the restaurant and such a mishap took place, where literally one quarter of their floor was submerged in water and rest of it was also affected because of it. Sad part was the manager’s absence in this ridiculous situation and he came alot later during which his waiters were either scratching their heads and few of them mopping the floor and using wiper s to clear the water out. Saddest bit was that the manager, who should have taken control and ordered someone to fix the mess up, he decided to remain behind the counter and after alot of hue and cry frm the customers did he come out and tried t sort out the issue .

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p.s: Unfortunatley for some reason this picture comes out as a thumbnail and incase you want to check out the larger size of the picture then go to my flickr page.

As it turns out, they had called for water tanker to fill up their tank and apparently whoever was the designer of the place, placed tank right in the dining hall – recipe for disaster as witnessed today. While we were leaving my brother asked the manager about this whole mishap and he goes like ‘ we should shoot the tanker guy for his fault ‘ I questioned it WAS NOT the fault of tanker guy, it was the fault of their designer/architect whoever it was because NOBODY MAKES A WATER TANK INSIDE THEIR DRAWING/DINING ROOM !!! Sight of whole floor submerged in water and waiters wiping the floor was hilarious as well as sad as you can see from the pictures.

Back to food, we ordered Mega Family meal which was for 900 rs/- and it included 6 pc chicken, 5 cold drinks, 5 fries, 5 dinner rolls, 2 Mexican chicken sandwich and 3 garlic sauce. On the whole, price is comparatively lower than KFC with a difference of 20-30 rs/- on every deal/item. Taste wise – WAY better than kfc. Do try it out but make sure, you bring along your water boots, swimming flaps and goggles :p who knows you might have to endure another water disaster !

The ‘V’ Day …

February 14, 2007 U2ism 3 comments

One of the FINEST song ever written and performed by a most underrated band. Often it is covered as a snippet to With or Without You . A guranteed shoo-in among my all time favourite songs.

Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division …

When the routine bites hard and ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high but emotions won’t grow
And we’re changing our ways, taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again

Why is the bedroom so cold
Turned away on your side?
Is my timing that flawed, our respect run so dry?
Yet there’s still this appeal
That we’ve kept through our lives
Love, love will tear us apart again

Do you cry out in your sleep
All my failings expose?
Get a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
Is it something so good
Just can’t function no more?
When love, love will tear us apart again

Those of you who havent heard the song yet, DO IT ASAP. I thought i am going to wrote a bit more but just all of a sudden when i started to type in this post, i had a severe writer’s block and eventually i ended up writing nothing :p .. so go on and hear this gem of a single.

This is my song for this year’s valentine day :) Hope all of you had a great one.

Smash-athon !

February 8, 2007 U2ism Leave a comment

Now now …. where are those idiot, biased, blind South African commentators when they saw their team thrashed by Pakistan royally yesterday at Durban. I want to shove Smith’s boast back to his throat that durban is scary for south asian teams. TAKE THAT – loser !

Now … there was a time when i used to follow South African cricket really seriously and was a big fan circa 1996-2000 which was reign of woolmer/cronje/rhodes/donald but ever since their departure – things havent been same. South Africans have become brasher, arrogant and well basically , out of reality. If any of you would have followed the tour of pakistan to SA this time round, they would have noticed the EXTREMELY biased commentary which hardly gave any respect or credit to Pakistan for playing well and doing so well in comparison to their previous tours to the land of springboks. Over the three test matches, robin jackman in particular, and rest generally had a most one-sided view of the story to tell. I cannot emphasize enough about the fact ever since i ve been watching cricket on telly and been able to understand nuances of the game and the expert commentary, THIS HAD TO BE THE WORST COMMENTARY PANEL employed anywhere in the world. Even englishmen dont stoop to this level of partiality and bias. Robin jackman deserves to be booted out ! Along with Super Sports studio panel as well !

Anyhoo … enough with that , Pakistan came strongly back after the mauling in first match and guess who was the architect of the victory , IMRAN NAZIR !!! that guy just made me SO happy with his sumptous stroke play, exuberance, timing and the stand out hit – that wristy six he flicked off Ntini. A sight to behold ! Yo-Yo played as well as they ever do and have been doing since past 15 months or so and lastly … MY MAN AFRIDI. Yet again he gave me a chance to brag about my persistence with this explosive patahan to be included in team for he is a MOST valuable player and will be a priceless asset in the worldcup. He needed just a game or two to regain his confidence, his rhthym and enjoyment out of the game and the world saw what he can do. I ve said it before, i ll say it again – call me a heretic or whatever – but Afridi is the SINGLE MOST TALENTED PLAYER in International cricket right now. His Batting, Bowling, Fielding, demeanor – the overall package makes him the MOST valuable player in our lineup and singularly on cricketing skills – if afridi could get even 25-35% of Muhammed Yousuf’s temperament – you dont want to imagine the demolishing he will unleash on bowlers around the world. He has got such immense amount of power and clean hitting abilities, if he can be JUST a bit more judicious in his game plan and consistent, he can be better than Gilchrist/sehwag/pietersen/symonds/boucher/jayasuria/hussey/flintoff/yuvraj/dhoni – COMBINED ! Yes, combine all of them and afridi can still come out as a bigger, better belter of the ball and screw them 5 times over with his devastating skills.

Muhammed Asif is growing in stature after every match and yesterday Barry richards said on air “that Asif can easily be a 400 wicket bowler with the talent and skills he possess”. For me, he is pakistan’s man of the series BY A DISTANCE ! Now .. all said and done after brushing aside South Africa mercilessly in the 2nd one day, we MUST keep the accelerator down and since we ll be playing at PE where the last time pakistan played against SA, we posted 335-5 back in 2003 series. Hopefully, something similar will take place for Pakistan and lead us to victory. Amen.

Categories: Cricket, Pakistan, Sports

Retirement

February 5, 2007 U2ism Leave a comment

Et Tu … Blogger … :(

Blogspot gave me dhoka. I retorted – iQuit. NO more U2ism at blogspot. Its wordpress time, baby !

Categories: Regular Chit-chat

WorldCup Cricket and Pakistan

February 5, 2007 U2ism Leave a comment

Sad post this one is going to be considering the fact that we got annihiliated by South Africa twice in 2 days. When we lost in twenty20 … i asked my self when was the last time we actually got embarrassed this bad – the answer was match against Australia at Sharjah 2002.

But Boy o Boy…. 20-20 was just a prelude to what we got THIS time round in the real thing -50 overs going for 393. Our worst bowling performance since 2004 after conceding 350 against India in karachi. I mean … God knows whats eating our team. July 2006, everything was perfect . Tour of england turns out to be a nightmare and thus started our bad luck from then onwards which hasnt improved uptil now. 4 games left now before worldcup starts and one of the two warm up matches we play, one is against South Africa. God save them and bless them with some miraculous match winning abilities. Amen.

Here is my worldcup bound team – Bob/Inzi must read it !

  1. Imran Nazir
  2. Shahid Afridi
  3. Younis Khan
  4. Inzamam ul Haq
  5. Muhammed Yousuf
  6. Shoaib Malik
  7. Abdul Razzak
  8. Kamran Akmal
  9. Umar Gul
  10. Shoaib Akhtar
  11. Muhammed Asif

Danish Kaneria, Salman Butt, Zulqairnain Haider, Rana Naved, Mohd Hafeez.

Thats the perfect playing 11 + substitutes i can come up with – IF THEY ARE ALL 100% FIT, PLAY TO POTENTIAL AND WITH (NON-EXISTANT) DISCIPLINE ! NO question if they can lift the worldcup come 28th April . Lets see – first we need to avoid ourselves from getting smoked in South Africa :p

Categories: Cricket, Pakistan, Sports

IDGAF

February 4, 2007 U2ism Leave a comment

IDGAF – I dont give a fuck.

So, moral of the untold story. IDGAF.

p.s: “IDGAF” – Credit goes to : My dear friend Myra who created this word :)

Categories: Emotional Junk